A lawsuit is what lawyers wear to court & other legal humor



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What is a lawsuit?


What lawyers wear to court!


And they carry their underwear in their briefcase.  


All lawyers bring briefs to court. 


Maybe it's extra underwear for the judge in case he pees on the bench while listening to their long winded presentations.


Now, if they wear boxers for underwear, they can wear them under their lawsuit.


Maybe they should wear a rabbit suit to impress the judge. This way, he won't be bored. Or fall asleep.


The worst thing that can happen is that the judge falls asleep, because then they'll declare a mistrial and they'll have to do it all over again.


So keeping the judge awake is a high priority.  And you have to be entertaining to do this. 






Hence the bunny suit.



Everybody wears lawsuits. And they all look the same. 


This is where the expression BRING A LAWSUIT comes from.


One is threatening to go to court in a lawsuit.



Something happens to people in law school




Legal humor is one of my specialties





I'm a lawyer by birth





How I passed the bar at 7





Crazy Parenting – how to abuse your kids & get away with it





The Jewish Mother defense






Why I have a Jewish nose




Lawyer, Lunatic & Prophet Indoctrination Camp




My discussion with God before my birth






My Father's Legal Notice to the Cat





The lawyer who sues nobody






Use lawyers not bombs (how Iran became Christian & everyone lived happily ever after)




Indian man sues parents for not getting his consent to be born


How to win in court – a tip from the Harpo Marx School of Law





Use the FLEA DEFENSE to empty Rikers





How to drain the swamp – call a FLEA REFERENDUM





The Good Law School





The Harpo Marx School of Government





Why Bill Clinton bites his lip and the Nonsense of LEGALESE





Love songs for lawyers



The terms and conditions of blissful delight






Why the Cuomo boys went to law school






Creative Sentencing for Judges – Notebook Therapy





Manual of Help for Lawyers to Win Hearings for Mental Patients






Vision of Transformation of the Criminal Justice System













on youtube with lyrics:





All instruments done on Yamaha PSR 363 electric piano (sax, bass, drums)



Chorus is:


Heal Us Save Us Let Us Be Restored


Heal Us Save Us Jesus You Are Lord




Ask in F






 on youtube with lyrics:




All instruments done on Yamaha PSR 363 electric piano (sax, bass, drums)










Let us all live together in peace & one accord


Let us all live forever in heaven with the Lord















Glorify Your Name








Restoration songs – a prayer





I sing in tongues on it. You can feel God’s peace.



On youtube with lyrics:




Praying & Singing in Tongues IS of God & is for all Christians


How to be Healed, Saved & Born again (Jesus heals)
















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