A lawsuit is what lawyers wear to court & other legal humor

 

 

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What is a lawsuit?

 

What lawyers wear to court!

 

And they carry their underwear in their briefcase.  

 

All lawyers bring briefs to court. 

 

Maybe it's extra underwear for the judge in case he pees on the bench while listening to their long winded presentations.

 

Now, if they wear boxers for underwear, they can wear them under their lawsuit.

 

Maybe they should wear a rabbit suit to impress the judge. This way, he won't be bored. Or fall asleep.

 

The worst thing that can happen is that the judge falls asleep, because then they'll declare a mistrial and they'll have to do it all over again.

 

So keeping the judge awake is a high priority.  And you have to be entertaining to do this. 

 

 

 

 

 

Hence the bunny suit.

 

 

Everybody wears lawsuits. And they all look the same. 

 

This is where the expression BRING A LAWSUIT comes from.

 

One is threatening to go to court in a lawsuit.

 

 

Something happens to people in law school

 

 

 

Legal humor is one of my specialties

 

 

 

 

I'm a lawyer by birth

 

 

 

 

How I passed the bar at 7

 

 

 

 

Crazy Parenting – how to abuse your kids & get away with it

 

 

 

 

The Jewish Mother defense

 

 

 

 

 

Why I have a Jewish nose

 

 

 

Lawyer, Lunatic & Prophet Indoctrination Camp

 

 

 

My discussion with God before my birth

 

 

 

 

 

My Father's Legal Notice to the Cat

 

 

 

 

The lawyer who sues nobody

 

 

 

 

 

Use lawyers not bombs (how Iran became Christian & everyone lived happily ever after)

 

 

 

Indian man sues parents for not getting his consent to be born

 



How to win in court – a tip from the Harpo Marx School of Law

 

 

 

 

Use the FLEA DEFENSE to empty Rikers

 

 

 

 

How to drain the swamp – call a FLEA REFERENDUM

 

 

 

 

The Good Law School

 

 

 

 

The Harpo Marx School of Government

 

 

 

 

Why Bill Clinton bites his lip and the Nonsense of LEGALESE

 

 

 

 

Love songs for lawyers

 

 

The terms and conditions of blissful delight

 

 

 

 

 

Why the Cuomo boys went to law school

 

 

 

 

 

Creative Sentencing for Judges – Notebook Therapy

 

 

 

 

Manual of Help for Lawyers to Win Hearings for Mental Patients

 

 

 

 

 

Vision of Transformation of the Criminal Justice System

 

 

 

 

 

 

LISTEN TO:

 

ASK

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/ASK.mp3

 

on youtube with lyrics:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpnCM8jrmjo

 

 

All instruments done on Yamaha PSR 363 electric piano (sax, bass, drums)

 

 

Chorus is:

 

Heal Us Save Us Let Us Be Restored

 

Heal Us Save Us Jesus You Are Lord

 

 

 

Ask in F

 

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/AskinF.mp3

 

 

 on youtube with lyrics:

 

https://youtu.be/RdcbUEvMXRA

 

All instruments done on Yamaha PSR 363 electric piano (sax, bass, drums)

 

 

 

 

LET US ALL

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/letusall55.mp3

 

 

Let us all live together in peace & one accord

 

Let us all live forever in heaven with the Lord

 

 

 

JOY

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/JOY12string2.mp3

 

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/JOYANGELFOOD12string1.mp3

 

 

 

 

 

Glorify Your Name

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/Glorifyyournamenodrum.mp3

 

 

 

 

 

Restoration songs – a prayer

 

http://www.1prophetspeaks.com/RestorationSongs.mp3

 

 

I sing in tongues on it. You can feel God’s peace.

 

 

On youtube with lyrics:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEBaqyAek0A

 

Praying & Singing in Tongues IS of God & is for all Christians

 

How to be Healed, Saved & Born again (Jesus heals)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


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